what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: leos are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II
When you say something smart and people are shocked
This was one of the greatest moments in television history.
u know my name not my thirst
aries: bro ho
taurus: realest ho
gemini: fake ho
cancer: sensitive ho
leo: cool ho
virgo: bitch ho
libra: smart ass ho
scorpio: best ho
sagittarius: chill ho
capricorn: bitter ho
aquarius: crazy ho
pisces: magical ho
Before summer idk it’s not that great for me anymore
I’m in a lot of pain rn, Mandy’s dead, Paddy was shot, Karen is depressed and to too all that off I feel like I’m giving birth to a car.
I: who is the craziest? +
Now you can finally discover what you’re supposed to be cyberbullying others about! So what did you get?
(Some of these don’t even make sense, which just makes it all the more authentic.)
I’m Zayn at this moment ..x
Again ..x This needs to be brought back up - Because once again „ I am fucking Zayn !!x
We were all Zayn at this moment
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.