'cause you are perfection 💕



I DONT LIKE THE EYEBROW PIERCING FUCK


  • Child: mommy I'm sick
  • Mom: yaaaaas bitch cause I am what? SICKENING
  • child: but mommy I've been throwing up
  • Mom: yaaaaaaaaaaas bitch gag on my eleganza


my joints loosen in heat or somethin so that means I can’t crack my back and I need to fuck


my ass and boobs are sweating lol


cumonmeclifford:

this sounds really horrible but I hope by the time I start having babies that it’s possible to choose the gender bc I’m very specific about the order I want my kids


I have internet for like 20 mins while my brothers in the shower lol





irmoss:

So I was out shopping today when I passed an Aerie store. My cousin pointed out that the butt in the photo huge advertisement (second photo) had stretch marks. I was confused. After second look I realized that there were stretch marks. “Wow!” I thought, “I can’t believe they didn’t airbrush that out!” I wanted to take a picture but there were people sitting on a bench in view of it, so I decided to to go in and find the picture. Much to my surprise, she was not the only one displaying imperfections! Their slogan is “The real you is sexy.” In amazement I took pictures throughout the store. I’m sure they thought I was a creep but that didn’t stop me. I had to pass this along to those who haven’t seen it. My question is, how isn’t this a bigger deal? Am I weird for thinking this is so awesome? I even made a point to say “Wow, I have to take a picture of this, that could be me!” A sales associates just chuckled. But little did she know I was so serious.


this is gonna be my life in 2 years 🙌😎 #cantwait #hurryupplease


irwintoxication replied to your post: “the wifi in my house so I won’t be on til saturday”:
im so sorry

it’ll be a nice soul cleansing experience without any social media for a few days :-)