embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time



spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II


elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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tatersinthebuilding:

This was one of the greatest moments in television history.


ok ik this is tmi but ive literally peed 5 times in the last 2hrs uhm.„„, wtf


ouranghostclub:

u know my name not my thirst


anikamoa05:

aries: bro ho

taurus: realest ho

gemini:  fake ho

cancer: sensitive ho

leo: cool ho

virgo: bitch ho

libra: smart ass ho

scorpio: best ho

sagittarius: chill ho

capricorn: bitter ho

aquarius:  crazy ho

pisces:  magical ho


Anonymous
When was the last time you Masterbated?

Before summer idk it’s not that great for me anymore


I’m in a lot of pain rn, Mandy’s dead, Paddy was shot, Karen is depressed and to too all that off I feel like I’m giving birth to a car.


stonedcashton:

I: who is the craziest? +


my-little-mod-blog:

Now you can finally discover what you’re supposed to be cyberbullying  others about! So what did you get?

(Some of these don’t even make sense, which just makes it all the more authentic.)


miyokogirl:

satokikuchi:

satokikuchi:

I’m Zayn at this moment ..x

Again ..x This needs to be brought back up - Because once again „ I am fucking Zayn !!x

We were all Zayn at this moment


lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.